"Best lure for a man is
rod and reel"
Abigail VanBuren
Dear Readers:
I recently printed a letter from "Wilting Wallflower
in Arizona," a woman who asked me to put out the
word to men that the way to attract women is to dance
with them.
To my delight, I received this clever rebuttal:
Dear Abby: All
my life I have loved fishing, as do most other men I
know. It is exciting, fun and great exercise. Couples
fishing together are so romantic. When I see a woman who
can fish with a man, I'm instantly fascinated by her
and so are my friends.
Why, then, are women who can fish so hard to come by?
Women are supposed to be charming, romantic and good
companions. Fishing is all of that. Yet most women are
"dancers" who say, "I don't fish."
I thought women liked attracting men. I know some people
say women are dense. But this fact cannot escape anyone's
attention: A woman can attract men by going fishing.
Will you please put out the word for us and tell women
how sexy and attractive they are when they're fishing?
Waiting with Baited Hook in Nevada
Dear Waiting:
I receive letters every day from women who complain about
how hard it is to meet men. Women, now you have heard it
from the source! Get off the dance floor and onto the
lake, river or ocean. You won't even have to take
lessons. My experts tell me that fishermen love to tie
knots. With the right bait, there's no telling what you
might reel in!
Trust me.
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